Staorm

Storm is a morbidly obese butthurt christfag faggot who just discovered the interbutts and decided to cause anti-lulz because he can't get over the fact that god doesn't real. He also likes to talk about judgement day, christanity and other shit no one cares about.

Rumors state that he may or may not have discovered /b/, however the facts that he manipulates a wiki no one cares about with "disturbing imagery" in an attempt to cause lulz (which subsequently results in anti-lulz) indicate that he might have ran into /b/ one too many times and after being proven that there is no god, he decided to take it out on nobody.

Facts
'God doesn't exist, God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 'God doesn't exist, 

Moar facts
Storm chooses to ignore logic and believe in a made-up man in the sky.

DDoSing career
During the summer of who cares when, Staorm decided to "DDoS" Whinnie, which resulted in epic failure and Storm's dignity being tossed down the drain because he failed to do anything to a helpless 17 year old girl to prove his manliness.

Hey fucking tool, shout out from Archaic here. That was Jajo, who did it constantly beyond once. If you're gonna be a butthurt fag, get it right atleast.

Then he "hacked" a 13 year old boy from the UK's account but was b& in no less than 5 minutes after infesting a private WoW server with his antu-lulz christian faggotry.

Even MOAR facts
Storm is fucking fat.